There are no words for the complete and utter clusterfuck that is this day.
Last night, I was packing until around 12:30 when I and my aching body finally threw in the towel, watched a few minutes of CSI, and went to bed.
This morning, I woke up at 7:00, finished the last little bits of packing up, went down the street to get coffee and a bagel, and then sat around waiting for the movers--and my parents, who were driving up from PA to help hang shelves and take back a few things that won't fit in the new place--to show up.
10:00 rolls around... 10:15... around 10:20 my parents call to tell me they're stuck in traffic on the BQE. I tell them the movers haven't arrived yet so not to sweat it.
10:30. I call the moving company to get an ETA, only to learn that they're not. fucking. coming.
Let me repeat that.
THE MOVERS WERE NOT COMING.
When I switched my reservation from Saturday to Monday, the guy on the phone accidentally put it in the computer for Tuesday. In other words: I. Am. Fucked. And my parents had already taken the day off work and driven 3 fucking hours to be here to help me.
I'll give you a minute to imagine my mental state on this one.
It took every amount of willpower I could muster not to start bawling on the phone--I did not, however, rein in my use of the word "Fuck," since I figured he had long ago lost any and all right to politeness as he did not, in all honesty, sound all that sorry about the fact that his error had completely and utterly fucked me over.
With a motherfucking chainsaw.
So I hung up the phone. I screamed. I smoked a cigarette.
My parents came and we ran a few things up to the new place--my plants, my food (since they were supplying the cooler), and the shelving unit that I needed my dad's help to hang. Now I'm sitting here in my apartment, on my legless, half-naked sofa, with cables running across the livingroom so I can connect to the internet since the router is packed and I'm out of tape so I can't close the box if I open it... oh, and my computer? Is being a royal dick today.
Really, aside from being pissed off, inconvenienced, and totally frustrated, I am completely and utterly amazed by the sheer number of things that have gone wrong with this move.
1. Couldn't get movers for Friday, so scheduled Saturday.
2. Find out the building doesn't allow weekend moves. Reschedule to Monday.
3. Learn that the post office, electric company, and cable company have no idea my apartment exists. It may take me up to three weeks to get cable/internet at new place.
4. Try to set appointment to get current cable box picked up, since new apartment has different provider. They say all they have is Wednesday, but I'll be gone. Finally get one for Tuesday, when I'll be here to paint.
5. MOVERS DON'T FUCKING SHOW UP
6. Call cable company to get that Wednesday appointment, no longer available, all they have is Thurs. Say fuck it, I'll figure out how to get the box back to them myself, even though all of their offices are WAY THE FUCK AWAY from where I'll be living.
And just to top it off, due to massive schedule conflicts, I probably won't have time to actually unpack anything until, oh, Friday.
I'm thinking that right about now is the time to buy a lottery ticket because something has got to go my freaking way!!
Monday, March 23, 2009
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Posted by the frog princess at 4:46 PM
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3 comments:
So what happened? Did you find another mover for today?
I'm so sorry honey, this is crazy!
xoxo
Moving is stressful enough with all this drama; I hope it calms down by the time you have a chance to settle in (Friday at the latest I hope!). Breathe deep and remind yourself it'll be okay.
This has not been your month, has it? Hang in there!
Moving sucks!
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