Thursday, November 20, 2008

Sexy Wishes: A Meme

The ever-girly (despite what the Gender Analyzer may say!) Princess of the Universe tagged, well, everyone for a meme... and since she turned it into a contest, how could I refuse?

The rules:

1. Post three "sexy" wishes.
2. Link back to the tagger (done).

Sexy wishes are easy, being that I haven't gotten any in quite awhile (and haven't gotten any that was actually worth the effort in even longer!), so here goes!

  1. I would like to have sex again before the end of 2008. Preferably with a man who knows what he is doing and that I will still find attractive when I am sober.
  2. I would like to find a man who actually appreciates my lingerie collection, so that I can torture him by prancing around the apartment in it but not letting him touch me until after dinner/movie/game-of-scrabble/whatever is over.
  3. I would like someone to invent a toy that runs on solar power, because nothing is more frustrating at the end of a long day than dead batteries! Plus, I've given up hiding mine, since no man has entered my bedroom since I moved into this apartment, so it just sits on the windowsill in the sun all day. Perfect!
There it is! I have decided to tag Deutlich, Ashley, and Sequined, because I have a feeling their answers will be the most entertaining... should they chose to do it.

No pressure ladies :)

On a side note, it's 1:00am and weird techno organ music has been coming up through my floor since I got home at 8:30. I'm not sure what to make of that.

I imagine it's going to make sleep difficult.

On the bright side, I got my NaNo novel over 35K! Coming up the home stretch! The rest of my life is still in shambles, but I'm celebrating the small victories.


notthelifeiordered said...

I like that you thought of me for this.....I'm scared to know why. :-D

Actually I'm glad you did because I didnt really have anything to post today ;)

Jess said...

This is awesome. Those wishes are brilliant, and very relatable.

Princess of the Universe said...

This totally counts for my contest!
I'm picking winners at the end of the week!